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Thursday, March 18, 2010

mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha

mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha


Acp and his team arrive at a house

ACP : daya, darwaza tod do!

daya: ok sir...

Vivek: nahi sir ek min ruk jaayiye!

ACP: vivek tumhe kya freddy ki hawa lag gayi...? agar zara bhi der hui toh woh khooni ladki ko maarkar ...bhaag jayga..! to daya: ..jaldi todo daya

vivek: lekin sir...

ACP: vivek tum bahar jaao...
(daya breaks the door THAAD)

ACP: ( sees the lash )arre khooni apna kaam karke bhaag gaya

daya: humein aane mein der ho gayi sir..

ACP: yeh sab vivek ki wajah se hua hai darwaza tod ne mein der laga di usne...

yells at vivek:

dekha!! tumhari dakhalandazi ka nateeja?


vivek: but sir...... mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha...!

2 comments:

  1. LOL :D :D :D :D

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