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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

KISSA GHANE JUNGLE KA

KISSA GHANE JUNGLE KA



Abhijeet: Hain ?? Myyyy Goddd !! Yahan toh door door tak Darwaza hi nahin hai.

ACP(ungliyaan hilaate hue, eyebrows raised): Ohhhhh !!! Kuch toh gadbad hai... Khooni bada chalaak hai. Usne Jungle mein laash faenk di taaki Daya ko Darwaza naa mile.

Daya(like a sad puppy): Mujhe Darwaza chahiye, Darwaza ! :(

Abhijeet(just cant control saying "Hain"): Hain ?? Darwaza chahiye ? Ab tere liye Forrest mein bhi Darwaza lagayoon kya.

Salunkhe: Forensic lab aur Koogle.com ke bina case kaise solve hoga ?

Fredricks: Mujhe darr lag raha hai yahaan. Mujhe apni biwi ke paas jaana hai.
Listening to all this ACP comes in a state of shock and starts shaking his fingers like crazy.

Seeing this everyone asks ACP as to what has happened to him and why the fuck doesn't he stop shaking his fingers.

To this the ACP replies: Arrey case gaya bhaad mein. Daya, Gaadi nikaalo. Abhijeet poore sheher ke har doctor ke paas jao aur PATA LAGAO ki yeh saali meri ungliyon ka ilaaj kahan milega.

1 comment:

  1. Tasha ki garam bhos me ungliya dal do
    ACP apne aap thik ho jayegi.

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