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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Cid shayari

Cid shayari


Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!

107 comments:

  1. CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM

    ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI

    ABHIJEET NE KAHA SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!

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  2. hi
    ur pj r really deadly and interesting

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  3. Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
    wah wah
    Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
    daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.

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  4. phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
    phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
    wahhh wahhhh
    Abhijit bola:
    "dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
    alag ku hote hai!!!!"
    -bhautik

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  5. is suhane mausam ko ganda ganda kar raha hoon,
    is suhane mausam ko ganda ganda kar raha hoon,
    Main dilli ka Pradushan bol raha hoon !>.....:P

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  6. yo wat jokes :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P@};-

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  7. yoooooooooooooooooooo i like dat very much ...plzzzz snd ma jokes like dat at (yashtyson531@yahoo.com)

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  8. mere ghar ke piche ek naala hai..(wah wah)
    mere ghar ke piche ek naala hai..(wah wah)
    ACP bola: daya, daal me zaroor kuch kala hai...

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  9. thande thande paani se nahana chahiye,
    thande thande paani se nahana chahiye,
    daya, hume us jagah ek aur baar jana chahiye

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  10. garmiyo ke mausam me jee bharke khelo,
    garmiyo ke mausam me jee bharke khelo,
    daya, in sabke finger prints lelo..

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  11. A for apple B for bannana,
    A for apple B for bannana,

    daya, kuch bhi ho jaye, goli mat chalana..

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  12. gaurav said...

    dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye..
    dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye...


    poochoge ni kaun?


    dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye..
    dekh ke aapko woh phool se khil gye...
    abhijit said sir! finger prints match ho gye...

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  13. sandy sayz..
    aajkal cid ki shayrio ka keher he
    wah wah


    aaajkal cid ki shayrio ka keher he
    wah wah...
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    Dr sakunke ne kaha mout ka karan Zeher hai!!!!

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  14. okk no more cid shayari...
    i know ki duniya pakk chuki hai..
    oh my god!! ye lash to bilkul sadd chuki hai!!!

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  15. kya hua raat me ,kaise mar gaya tony? kya hua raat me, kaise mar gaya tony?? janane k liye dekhiye CID only on SONY!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)

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  16. 1 more.................
    energy se bhare bachche mare six
    acp ke hatho abhijeet aur tarika ki shaadi fix
    good 1 na??-shivani.ghuge

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  17. Ya nice 1. Sach me shadi ho jani chahiye ab to..

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  18. Aman Said
    Aman Said
    Aman Said
    Dawai Chahiyen to dhndo Chemist....

    Dawai Chahiyen to dhndo Chemist....


    My Name Is Khan And I M Not A Terrorist...

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  19. RAJ SAYS,

    CID KA SONY SE NATA JUDA HAI.....
    CID KA SONY SE NATA JUDA HAIN......

    JIS ROOM MEIN ACP KI SUHAGRAT HO RAHI THI...
    USI KA DAYA NE DARWAZA TODA HAIN....

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  20. TEJAS SAID,

    PANI hai jal aur jal hai pani
    PANI hai jal aur jal hai pani
    ACP bola DAYAye case hai kuch jani pehchani

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  21. tejas said
    ek kamgar jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
    ek kamgar jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

    ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai

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  22. aashiq ke pyaar ko duniya kya jaanega,
    aashiq ke pyaar ko duniya kya jaanega,
    acp2abhijit,'mujhe lagta hai ki yeh aise nahi maanega

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  23. Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
    Ballack,Drogba,Kalou khelte hai Chelsea main;
    ACP Pradyuman : "Ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main"..

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  24. Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney .........

    Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney.......

    daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!........

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  25. Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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    Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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    ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..

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  26. Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo..
    Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo... . . . . . .
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    Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..

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  27. CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

    wah wah.....

    CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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    "Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

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  28. Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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    Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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    ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'

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  29. KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
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    KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
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    Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

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  30. Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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    shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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    Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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  31. Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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    Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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    Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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  32. Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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    Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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    Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

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  33. Kato gholo aur lagao....
    Kato gholo aur lagao....

    Waah...Waah...

    Kato gholo aur lagao....
    Kato gholo aur lagao....
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    Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao....

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  34. Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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    Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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    Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

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  35. chamche pe chamcha
    spoon pe spoon
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    wah wah
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    chamche pe chamcha
    spoon pe spoon
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    abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
    khoon pe khoon

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  36. Log jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......
    Log jaate hai Delhi dekne Red Fort ......

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    Dr. Salunke kya aa gayi posymortem ki report !!

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  37. Thandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......
    Thandi chali gayi ..... le gayi Sardi aur Khasi ......

    ACP Pradyuman ne kaha : Abh jail mein saddo ..... Tumhe lagegi Faasi !!!!!!

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  38. Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai


    ..wah wah..


    Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai




    Acp ne kaha..
    Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!

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  39. Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje



    ..wah wah..



    Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..





    CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..

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  40. Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash



    wah wah



    Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash




    Daya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!!

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  41. Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya


    Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya



    Daya pata karo

    Dhoni ka MaxX mobile kisne churaya

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  42. iss maut ke raaz pe se parda hataiye
    iss maut ke raaz pe se parda hataiye
    abhijit-dr salunkhe aap chodiye...tarikaji aap bataiye

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  43. kanch ki bottle pathar par phod do..

    wah wah

    kanch ki bottle pathar par phod do..

    wah wah

    ACP says "daya darwaza tod do"

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  44. Uad gayi chidya ,mar gya ghoda......

    wah wah

    Uad gayi chidya ,mar gya ghoda......

    wah wah


    Jisne bhi aab CID ka SMS bheja uski gaand me DAYA ka Luada

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  45. Adi says:-
    meri gardan me hai dard aur gale me kharash hai


    meri gardan me hai dars aur gale me kharash hai


    sir....yahan per ek aur laasha hai.....

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  46. mombatti se achcha toh diya hai
    mombatti se achcha toh diya hai
    abhijeet yeh sab tarika ne nahi salunkhe ne kiya hai

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  47. chand ko na modo suraj ko na modo

    chand ko na modo suraj ko na modo

    lagta hain darwaza andar se band hai daya darwaaza todo

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  48. May ke baad aye june

    may ke baad aye june


    daya ye sucide nahi khoon hai khoon!!

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  49. khooni Bola ACP Jao Jao Chahe Karlo khitni hi talash nahi miley gi thume Abhijeet,daya ki lash

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  50. Acp bola abhijeet mat jao tarika ke itni pass
    phile kar tho lo uske bare mahin talash

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  51. harsh modi said.....

    virus ne kaha ,tuje nai chodunga rastogi....

    virus ne kaha ,tuje nai chodunga rastogi.....

    acp bola ,iss jurm ke liye to tumhe phaansi hogi

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  52. ACP said : aajkal mumbai me hoti nahi hai baarish

    aajkal mumbai me hoti nahi hai baarish

    DAYA aaj raat tumko karni hai meri maalish

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  53. ACP:abhijeet kya hua aaj tujko BADE SUST DIKH RAHE HO
    ABHI:sir AAJ kuch dikhai nahi de raha hai
    ACP:dekho abhijeet TARRIKA aai
    abhi:wah TARRIKA ji aap to aaj bahut hi chote kapde pehen ke aai
    ACP: ...................?
    KHER.SHAN@GMAIL.COM

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  54. 5 rupey ka ek samosa 10 rupey ke 2



    5 rupey ka ek samosa 10 rupey ke 2


    daya darwaza tod do

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  55. Ajeeb o gareeb diktha hai PAA mein Auro....!
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    Ajeeb o gareeb diktha hai PAA mein Auro....!
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    Daya is ghar kona kona chaan maro....!

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  56. Thande thande pani se nahana chaiye....!
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    Thande thande pani se nahana chaiye....!
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    ACP Praduman bola,Abhijeet hame uss jaga vapiss jana chaiye...!

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  57. Ye haseen vaadiyan,
    aur khula khula akaash.!



    Ye haseen vaadiyan,

    Aur khula khula akaash...




    MY GOD Abhijit!



    Ek aur laash!

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  58. mere grdan mai hai dard aur gale mai kharash
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    mere grdan mai hai dard aur gale mai kharash
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    oh my god , daya , yaha pr ek aur lash....:P
    - akshay

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  59. acp ne kaha mujhe lagi he pyass

    my god abhijeet


    ek aur laash

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  60. abhidada saya teacher ne kaha kisme jyada akkal hai.
    a.c.p. ne kaha daya kuch to chakkar hai

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  61. America pe jab Osama ka atank chaya tha...!

    Sir lagta hai khooni khidki se aya tha..!!

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  62. Ek ladaki ek kamre me band aur do ladake uske saath kya lagata hai us ladaki ke saath kya hui hogi koi anhoni?????
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    janane ke liye dekhiye C.I.D. har Friday aur Saturday only on SONY!!!!!!

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  63. DEVDAS KE MA NE KAHA PARO KO CHOR DO
    PARO NE KAHA DARU CHOR DO
    ACP NE KAHA DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO.

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  64. A lot of thanks to you people for sharing the jokes.

    Please keep on sharing more.

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  65. i & my sis like cid verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry much i just fall down at the entery of daya.

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  66. ek dum jakkhassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    mujjo

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  67. for more jokes visit www.moviesspotz.blogspot.com

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  68. rjkot ma aaje varsad jevu che..

    wah wah wah...

    rajkot ma aaje varsad jevu che...
    wah wah
    acp says. daya aaje office nahi avay jara zada jevu che.

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  69. bony kapoor ni wife che shridevi

    wah wah wah

    boni kapoor ni wife che shridevi
    wah wah
    acp says daya ak var gand marva devi..???

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  70. +919726619081 for cid, funny, shayri dosti sms..

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  71. The shayeri's are toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooood.

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  72. daya yeh dekho isne kari hui hai potti
    zaroor yeh mujrim hoga bahaut naughty .......

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  73. Kichad ma khile che kamal ne dal par khile mogro
    Kichad ma khile che kamal ne dal par khile mogro
    ACP ne daya se kaha..
    badha savare uthi kare brush ne pachi kare kogro..

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  74. peete rehna cough syrup.....khaansi ke ruk jaane tak....

    peete rehna cough syrup.....khaansi ke ruk jaane tak.....

    ACP: Ab baithe rehna jail mein.......FAANSI KE ORDER AANE TAK!!!!

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  75. tu tu tu tu tu tara............

    tu tu tu tu tu tara............

    abhijit usse roko ..........

    meri wife ko usne ankhiyon se goli mara

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  76. Rain is falling chama cham cham taan maan bheeg gaya....

    wah wah

    Rain is falling chama cham cham taan maan bheeg gaya....

    ACP:abhijeet samajh mai nai aa raha akhir ye khoon kisne kia ,kaise hua

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  77. Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...
    Wah Wah

    Asman mei panchhi ga rahe hain...


    Daya pata lagao hamare naam k PJs kaun kamine faila rahe hain

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  78. Bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai....

    Gaur Farmaiyega


    Bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai........


    ACP: Abhijit ye baat utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai

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  79. teri hasi pe main sari jawani luta dunga...
    teri hasi pe main sari jawani luta dunga...


    wahi ruk ja...warna goli chala dunga!

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  80. these shayari are very good one shayari from me
    pani me saas lo toh bante hai bubble
    pani me saas lo toh bante hai bubble
    ab cid ki taakt ho gayi hai dubbe

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  81. shukarwar ke bad aata hai shaniwar
    shukarwar ke bad aata hai shaniwar
    acp ne kaha yeh khooni hai bahot gadaar

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  82. june ke baad ata hai july
    june ke baad ata hai july
    daya ne khooni se kaha gun phaak do isi me hai tumhari bhalai

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  83. Tanmay Said
    sala ban chot
    sala ban chot
    fredics ne kaha wo raha bhoot

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  84. ACP ne kaha moojha to lagi ha pyass


    abhijeet ne kaha O,my god daya



    ek aur lash

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  85. Cid wali shayari padke log pak chuke hain
    cid wali shayari sunke log pakk chuke hai
    Daya gaadi nikalo fingerprints mil chuken hai

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  86. Very good Websites and the shayaris are also Mind Blowing ;-) Sms2Text Also Has Some Good Pj Shayaris and Jokes on CID.

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  87. one from me and i gagan walia;
    Devdas ko pasand thi paro..


    Wah wahh..


    Devdas ko pasand thi paro..




    ACP kehta hai " Daya, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"

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  88. gagan walia tuhade jokes nahi vadiyan aah suno

    Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

    Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye



    Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye....!

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  89. good jokes gagan walia

    dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......


    Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet '

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  90. gagan walia no;99998-77771

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  91. Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
    Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
    ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..

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  92. MRUNAL MALI
    Daya ke dar se khooni ne darwaaza khoola chhoda..
    (wah wah wah wah)

    Daya ke dar se khooni ne darwaaza khoola
    chhoda..
    (wah wah)

    Lekin Daya bhi chalak tha usne
    kadi lagake darwaaza wapa toda

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  93. hu jato hato tyare vache rasta ma kutru avyu aadu
    acp bola daya se tara tya sandas ubhu 6 ke adu

    one more
    bacho ne padhna chhod diya ACP tha toilet me or daya ne darwaja tod diya o shit man

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  94. From Animesh...

    Shadi ke mandap me
    Shadi ke mandap me
    dulha dulhan ka joda Sajne Lagta hai


    Daya bola, "jab mera haath padta hai to muh ke andar se piano bajne lagta hai...!!!

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  95. From Animesh..!!

    Kash hoti tum mere paas..
    Kash hoti tum mere paas..



    Abhijeet bola "My God! 1 or laash!!

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  96. From Animesh..!!

    "aakhri chunauti"

    kahi ye duniya ka khaatma to nhi
    kahi ye duniya ka khaatma to nhi



    kyunki...




    Fredricks bola, "sir, kahi ye koi aatma to nhi"

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  97. From Animesh..!!

    jab maine us se apne ishq ka izhaar kiya,
    to usne kuch yun kiya...

    ki

    ki

    ki


    acp bola khuni se, "batao, tumne ye khun kyu kiya?

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  98. Ma ne bete se kaha ,"Beta daru chhodo"
    wah wah .....
    Ma ne bete se kaha ,"Beta daru chhodo"
    wah wah .....
    ACP ne Daya se kaha "Daya darwaza todo"

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  99. DHISHKYAU DHISHKYAUDecember 11, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    DUNIYA GOL KYUN HAI ...KYA AAPNE KABHI SOCHA HAI?





    DUNIYA GOL KYUN HAI ...KYA AAPNE KABHI SOCHA HAI?





    ARE DAYA...... LAASH KE SAR SE BADA TO USKA BOCHA HAI
    ZAROOR ISME KOI LOCHA HAI

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  100. dominos ka pizza laya hun fata fat khaja...

    wah wah

    Dominos ka pizza laya hun shatta shat khaja

    ACP: Daya is darinde ko najron se dur leja n de de fasi ki saja

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  101. aaj nahaya nai kya be ..kyon itna khuja raha hai

    aaj nahaya nai kya be ..kyon itna khuja raha hai

    Fredricks saf saf bol kya hua ..kyon paheli bujha raha hai

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  102. By Varun..

    b,u,t is but


    but


    p,u,t is put





    fredics ne kaha wo raha bhoot..!!

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  103. ACP pradyumn: DAYA, ye darwaza tod do..
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    Wah wah..
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    Daya ye darwaza tod do..
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    Wah wah..
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    DAYA: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza hai... Isse to chhod do.!!

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  104. ICECREAM KHAOGE TOH HOGI KHASI WAH WAH ICECREAM KHAOGE TOH HOGI KHASI ACP-TUMNE KHUN KIYA HAI AB TO TUMHE HOGI UMARKAID YA FANSI

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  105. KISI KE MUH PAR MAAT CHIKNA WAH WAH KISI KE MUH PAR MAAT CHIKNA ACP SAYS AB TUM JAIL MEIN BAITHKAR CHAKKI PISNA

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