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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??

Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??



ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??...Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha Abhijeet! ..Daya, Abhijeet abhi ke abhi pata karo...Uss stadium mey baithe har ek aadmi se pooncho...ki agar yeh runs banaye toh banaye kaisey???


Abhijeet to Stadium watchman : Tu uss din kahan tha jab Sachin ne 200 banaye? haaein?!.

Daya : Sir yeh stadium ka Darwaza toh locked hai!

ACP : Daya,... Darwaaza tod do!

ACP (ungli hilaate hue..) : Ho na ho..yeh ball me hi kuch gadbad hai. Daya, Abhijeet... jao aur is umpire se pata lagao ki ball ki itni dhulaye hui to hui kaise ??!

ACP: abhijeet jaldi paata lagao.......

Abhijeet : sir maine vo ball dr. tarika ko de diya hai.........

ACP (Annkhe ghumate hue..) : Tarika huh?...

Abhijeet : sir mujhe lagta hai ki in 200 runs ke peeche kisi badi gang ka haath ho sakta hai..

ACP : iske piche kon mastermind hai?

Fredricks : Sir, shak to anjali pe jata hai...
ACP : Sachin ke finger prints lekar aao.. Dr. Saluke usse zaroor kuch pata kar lenge.. (Pradyuman mann hi mann hansate hue..)

Fredricks takes out a pen frm his pocket...

Fredricks : "ye leejiye sir.."

ACP : "ye kya hai?"

Fredricks : "sir... Sachin sir Renolds se likhta hai.. meri wife bhi issi pen se likhti hai..."

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