'Dum Maro Dum' CID MIX

Hey, Daya fir dekh raha hai..
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Aaj darwaza tod raha h, kal khidki todega..

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Aaj sabut dhoondh raha h, Kal khooni ko thokega..
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Aaj khooni goli mar raha hai..
Kal daya uski bandook khinchega..
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Khinchega ki nahi?? :P

cid shayari and some cid funny pics

Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. Wah wah!! Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. wah wah!! :D Daya ne Laat mara Aur DARWAZA Gul..! :)


What would've happened wen Acp's son was born. Acp wants confirmation in hospital Acp- Aakhir ye hua to hua kaise? Kuch to gadbud hai daya kuch to gadbud hai. Daya pata lagao k ye hua kaise. Daya-Haan sir mai cid k liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon apni jaan bhi de sakta hoon. Daya slaps the baby thrice , the baby falls in cid bureau... Baby rolls his fingers n tells- Tumne mujhe teen teen baar mara teen Din ab jail mein baitkar bachon ko marna phansi ka order aane tak! Abhijeet - my god ! Sir ye aap ki tarah hi bol raha hai . Dr salunke - Boss mai aisi baat bataunga ke aap teen teen baar phansi par chadjauge . DNA sample match hogaya yahi junior acp hai...

ACP Pradyuman: Salunkhe, X-ray dekhkar kya bata sakte ho? Salunkhe: Boss, is Aadmi ke paas marne se pehle do phephde the... :P

Latest CID Jokes Funny PJs

Latest CID Jokes Hindi Shayari Funny PJs Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... :) wah wah!! Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... . . . Fredricks 2 ACP- Sir kya aapko pata hai!! Abhijeet roz Daya ko Jabardasti KISS karta hai... :-)

latest cid jokes of 2011

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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' Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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' Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.